There is only one way you'll get into this Top Ten (and it ain't "My Way"... or the highway).
10. The Darkness - One Way Ticket To Hell & Back
To anyone who considers The Darkness a one-joke band whose joke isn't funny anymore... take the ticket above, with my love.
See also One Way Ticket by Carrie Underwood, who, Louise took great pleasure in informing me the other day, started her career as a winner on American Idol. The fact that proper songwriters and genres other than pop were allowed on that show sets it streets ahead of The X-Factor in my books. Not that I'd have watched it... but it's good to see an artist as strong as Ms. Underwood come out of it. The best we've managed in this country is Ollie Murs...
9. The Allman Brothers - One Way Out
It's amazing that the Allman Brothers are still going, considering all the tragedy in their past. Some top guitar playing on show here.
8. Skint & Demoralised - One Way Traffic
And like a street lined with litter on a Sunday morningGood to see Matt Abbott has a new S&D album out right now. Check it out here.
You left me bitter; left me with no warning
You had to go...and left me thinking, did you have to go?
And then you sent me a text, and I was desperate to reply
But to tell you that I'm happy, would have been a desperate lie
And every time I talk to you, I struggle not to cry
I still adore you, and I'm sure I should ignore you...
And these lists of problems, seem to come without thinking
Almost like they've been rehearsed, and I can feel my heart sinking...
7. Dexys Midnight Runners - One Way Love
From the days when Kevin Rowland sang like an unintelligible drunk at a karaoke machine. And yet, he was (and still is) amazing.
Giving Kevin a run for his money in the pub singer states is lead Tinderstick Stuart Staples. See their One Way Street for a top example.
6. The Clint Boon Experience - Only One Way I Can Go
Class tune from Mr. Boon, available to download free from his website (if you can handle .ram files).
5. Bruce Springsteen - One Way Street
Back in the late 70s, Bruce recorded enough unreleased music to fill a couple of box sets, but legal issues and a crazed sense of quality control kept most of it unheard. This finally saw the light of day on the The Promise back in 2010... it was worth the wait.
4. Karine Polwart - Only One Way
My favourite KP song... and yes, Department of the Peculiar fans, this is where I stole one of my character's names.
And when a genocidal maniac talks about grief3. Blur - There's No Other Way
And you kinda get the feeling that there’s nothing underneath
But you can’t believe a man would lie through such nice teeth
There's only one way
See, if there's no other way... there must only be one way.
It's easy to forget that long before Britpop, Blur were baggy. If you want a good laugh, check out Damon's haircut in this video...
2. Blondie - One Way Or Another
She's gonna get you, get you, get you, get you...
While not in the same class as Debbie, I always had a soft spot for Sophie Ellis Bextor's version too...
1. The Levellers - One Way
Reminds me of being a young man... as so many of these songs end up doing. I hope to be able to share these songs with my own son... though I have a terrible feeling he'll rebel against his old dad and end up liking dance music, blingy r 'n' b or U2...
There's only one way of life - and that's your own!
Which is your one way? (And anyone who suggests One Direction...hang your head in shame.)